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Whats the fastest cake in the world from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

My Aunt Maud had so many candles from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

Mummy Mummy Have you seen my Cabbage from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

What do you call two rows of from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

Fred What did I say Id do from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

Fred wrote in her homework book Margarine from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

And whats your name the secretary asked from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan."

How do you know that a elephants from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "

What do cannibals eat for breakfastButtered host from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What looks just like half a loaf from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

Why cant you make bread like my from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

Have you heard the story about the from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.

They say she has a sharp tongue from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.

Did you hear about the teacher who from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.

Why did your brother give up his from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.

What did the biscuit say when it from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

Have you got any broken biscuits Yes from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!